The Jokes Write Themselves

[jiminyc]

 So have you seen this article?   Apparently Paris Hilton has decided to use her fame to help bring awareness to an important cause.  That's right, folks, someone is finally helping those binge-drinking elephants in northeast India.

Now I can totally see why someone needs to do something about this - reading the article makes it seem like a really serious problem.  But what the article doesn't tell you is that what Paris is doing is getting the elephants into a fitness regimen so that they will be THIN binge-drinkers, which is totally hot.

*ba-dum-ching!*

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