Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I gave
onewhitemouse a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I helped
bort87 see the light (8 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In June I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (718 points). For Christmas I deserve a blowjob!
Sincerely,
Jimeeeh