Blindness and the fooking stupid.
"Science can only be created by those who are thoroughly imbued with the aspiration toward truth and understanding. This source of feeling, however, springs from the sphere of religion. To this there also belongs the faith in the possibility that the regulations valid for the world of existence are rational, that is, comprehensible to reason. I cannot conceive of a genuine scientist without that profound faith. The situation may be expressed by an image: science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." ~ Einstein
To all you evangelists out there... who believe that 7,000 years ago, or whatever, we were created whole by God. The Adam and the Eve, I have a little piece of advice: YOU'RE ALL GOD DAMNED HYPOCRITES!
Did you know that? Did you know that you say one thing and do another? You take for granted God's benefits. You take for granted everything!!! You IGNORE and DISMISS the REALITY of life.
How? First off let me say, I'm being a proselytizingastlkhast douche right now. I hate that word. I refuse to spell it correctly. But let's get down to the brass tacks shall we? SHALL WE? YES!
You use your camera phones and your tractor trailers and your SUVs and sports cars and pick up trucks. You use your cell phones and your TV's (I don't care if they're the shitty old ones that only pick up three channels or that phat new flat screen plasma screen TV you got from teh brand spankin new super-deluxe-walmart that you drank your beers outside three nights ago, fucking, y ou use it, and you watch your favorite TeeVee shows, and you play your movies on your VHS or your DVD players).
You use all these things, these wonderful explorations of technology, but then when the same guy who made your new toilet paper that soaks up poop and pee better than any toilet paper before it while still being super cottony silky soft on your ass so that you don't get hemmorhoids tells you that, OMG you evolved from a physically lessly superior being (aka inferior) you turn around and tell him he's a BLAS-PHEEMER. You stupid cunt. You fucking asshole bitch sonofa-cock-swilling whore.
Right. Ok. ITS NOT an issue of "intelligent design." Eff that. It ain't about "darwinism" fucking he got it wrong too. It's common-ohmyGod-sense. Everything evolves. You have a baby, he happens to be a boy. Or a girl. She starts out as a single celled organimism. She multiplies eventually becoming an ugly little sprout of a human, without anything going on down there. Eventually she is born, fat, or skinny, fat usually cuz babies are, when on time or late, FAT, and cute, but fat, she's born and she looks like a little itty bitty handball thing that you could throw around on the raquetball court if you thought she'd bounce. She grows into a bigger less pathetic baby and can crawl and go "gaga." Next thing you know she's fuckin up the boys on the soccer field as an athletic demon of a toddler-superchild. Bam. Boom. She's not even hit puberty yet but she wants to dress like Madonna cuz the 80s thing is all the rage again. Dumbass spandex under dumbass shorts/and/or/skirt/majigga. Now she HAS hit puberty and you're like OH SHIT don't you DARE get pregnant I don't have time to help you raise a repetition of YOUR pain in the ass self. Oh GOoooooOoOOOOOOOOoaOooOd. You're lucky. She lives a healthy teenage years as a straightXedge human being and goes off to college and gets married and blah blah blah blah. Ok? Y ou get the idea? She evolved physically. Skip back to the part where I mentioend "gaga" Yeah. We all know that when she hit pubery she reverted to the "gaga" thing all over agian, except she had the ability to speak but in her head was going GAGA for the cutieMcboys. And McDreamy. Cuz even I wanna kiss McDreamy sometimes, even though I'm not a faggot.
Are you offended that I used the word faggot? you fucking hypocrite?
Moving on.
Mentally she evolves from a curious bugeyed little cutiepie infant into an intelligent young woman, with ideas and dreams and fascinations still. She EVOLVES.
EVERYTHING MOVES. IT CHANGES. IT IS.
And oh my God. Oh MY God. Oh my GOD. Ok. Like... did you ever thing about the fact that hey, wow, lookit. Lookit. Lookit how we have this amazing thing called "reasoning" skills. Or most of us do. Mr and Mrs Evangelist seem to think Eve was really made from Adam's rib. I mean, I thought God didn't want Adam to be gay but now he's taking away Adam's ribs left and right so the kid can suck is own dick I DON'T THINK SO. Moving on. Am I being mean? MAYBE YOU SHOULDA THOUGHT ABOUT THAT THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE AND ASKED THE LITTLE OLD LADY IN THE CELERY SECTION IF SHE WAS "SAVED!" "Are you saved?" Jesus. You guys are assholes. So am I, but at least I acknowledge it!
Onward and upward. You're still reading!? Holy shit! Good! We have "reasoning skills" the "ability to reason." God is perfection, yes? God is the perfection of reason. He is the perfection of "rational" and "intelligent." We are created in His image and thus all these attributes that lead to the discoveries of your fantastic new Digital camera and your Cell phone and your TeeVee come from that rational existance, the rational universe. Technology is always moving forward, advancing. Civilization likewise advances forward, moves upward. Physically we advance, we see changes, we grow taller, we grow smarter. Is it so far fetched that we should have looked similar to a monkey hundreds of whatevers ago? Am I stupid enough to think that we WERE monkeys? No. Fuck that. Monkeys are monkeys and will always be monkeys. They are not my distant stupid cousin who thinks that toothpaste and fecal matter is the spice of life. But I do understand the concept of reason, and that if God is the perfection of reason and rationality that this universe must fall into a concept of intelligence that He designed. Would a rational Being create an Irrational Universe? That lacks rationality.
Just think about it. I'm tired of fighting with people. Just being an asshole now has drained me . I used to be nice. Help me be nice again.
To all you evangelists out there... who believe that 7,000 years ago, or whatever, we were created whole by God. The Adam and the Eve, I have a little piece of advice: YOU'RE ALL GOD DAMNED HYPOCRITES!
Did you know that? Did you know that you say one thing and do another? You take for granted God's benefits. You take for granted everything!!! You IGNORE and DISMISS the REALITY of life.
How? First off let me say, I'm being a proselytizingastlkhast douche right now. I hate that word. I refuse to spell it correctly. But let's get down to the brass tacks shall we? SHALL WE? YES!
You use your camera phones and your tractor trailers and your SUVs and sports cars and pick up trucks. You use your cell phones and your TV's (I don't care if they're the shitty old ones that only pick up three channels or that phat new flat screen plasma screen TV you got from teh brand spankin new super-deluxe-walmart that you drank your beers outside three nights ago, fucking, y ou use it, and you watch your favorite TeeVee shows, and you play your movies on your VHS or your DVD players).
You use all these things, these wonderful explorations of technology, but then when the same guy who made your new toilet paper that soaks up poop and pee better than any toilet paper before it while still being super cottony silky soft on your ass so that you don't get hemmorhoids tells you that, OMG you evolved from a physically lessly superior being (aka inferior) you turn around and tell him he's a BLAS-PHEEMER. You stupid cunt. You fucking asshole bitch sonofa-cock-swilling whore.
Right. Ok. ITS NOT an issue of "intelligent design." Eff that. It ain't about "darwinism" fucking he got it wrong too. It's common-ohmyGod-sense. Everything evolves. You have a baby, he happens to be a boy. Or a girl. She starts out as a single celled organimism. She multiplies eventually becoming an ugly little sprout of a human, without anything going on down there. Eventually she is born, fat, or skinny, fat usually cuz babies are, when on time or late, FAT, and cute, but fat, she's born and she looks like a little itty bitty handball thing that you could throw around on the raquetball court if you thought she'd bounce. She grows into a bigger less pathetic baby and can crawl and go "gaga." Next thing you know she's fuckin up the boys on the soccer field as an athletic demon of a toddler-superchild. Bam. Boom. She's not even hit puberty yet but she wants to dress like Madonna cuz the 80s thing is all the rage again. Dumbass spandex under dumbass shorts/and/or/skirt/majigga. Now she HAS hit puberty and you're like OH SHIT don't you DARE get pregnant I don't have time to help you raise a repetition of YOUR pain in the ass self. Oh GOoooooOoOOOOOOOOoaOooOd. You're lucky. She lives a healthy teenage years as a straightXedge human being and goes off to college and gets married and blah blah blah blah. Ok? Y ou get the idea? She evolved physically. Skip back to the part where I mentioend "gaga" Yeah. We all know that when she hit pubery she reverted to the "gaga" thing all over agian, except she had the ability to speak but in her head was going GAGA for the cutieMcboys. And McDreamy. Cuz even I wanna kiss McDreamy sometimes, even though I'm not a faggot.
Are you offended that I used the word faggot? you fucking hypocrite?
Moving on.
Mentally she evolves from a curious bugeyed little cutiepie infant into an intelligent young woman, with ideas and dreams and fascinations still. She EVOLVES.
EVERYTHING MOVES. IT CHANGES. IT IS.
And oh my God. Oh MY God. Oh my GOD. Ok. Like... did you ever thing about the fact that hey, wow, lookit. Lookit. Lookit how we have this amazing thing called "reasoning" skills. Or most of us do. Mr and Mrs Evangelist seem to think Eve was really made from Adam's rib. I mean, I thought God didn't want Adam to be gay but now he's taking away Adam's ribs left and right so the kid can suck is own dick I DON'T THINK SO. Moving on. Am I being mean? MAYBE YOU SHOULDA THOUGHT ABOUT THAT THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE AND ASKED THE LITTLE OLD LADY IN THE CELERY SECTION IF SHE WAS "SAVED!" "Are you saved?" Jesus. You guys are assholes. So am I, but at least I acknowledge it!
Onward and upward. You're still reading!? Holy shit! Good! We have "reasoning skills" the "ability to reason." God is perfection, yes? God is the perfection of reason. He is the perfection of "rational" and "intelligent." We are created in His image and thus all these attributes that lead to the discoveries of your fantastic new Digital camera and your Cell phone and your TeeVee come from that rational existance, the rational universe. Technology is always moving forward, advancing. Civilization likewise advances forward, moves upward. Physically we advance, we see changes, we grow taller, we grow smarter. Is it so far fetched that we should have looked similar to a monkey hundreds of whatevers ago? Am I stupid enough to think that we WERE monkeys? No. Fuck that. Monkeys are monkeys and will always be monkeys. They are not my distant stupid cousin who thinks that toothpaste and fecal matter is the spice of life. But I do understand the concept of reason, and that if God is the perfection of reason and rationality that this universe must fall into a concept of intelligence that He designed. Would a rational Being create an Irrational Universe? That lacks rationality.
Just think about it. I'm tired of fighting with people. Just being an asshole now has drained me . I used to be nice. Help me be nice again.