Somebody hired a shitty marketer
A t-shirt and chocolate with a crappy logo imprinted on it was waiting for me when I got back to my room today. The crappy logo has a crappy tagline to go with it: Transform while Perform! No, I didn't leave out syllables. It really is Transform while Perform! The verbal murder doesn't end there - a poem accompanied the chocolate:
What do you have to lose or gain,
by learning to manage your supply chain?
With networks expanding and gas as it stands,
how do you handle the increased demands?
All of the answers as you will see,
involve our five step methodology.
So find us, ask us, let us inform,
then hire us to help you Transform while Perform!
What do you have to lose or gain,
by learning to manage your supply chain?
With networks expanding and gas as it stands,
how do you handle the increased demands?
All of the answers as you will see,
involve our five step methodology.
So find us, ask us, let us inform,
then hire us to help you Transform while Perform!