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In an apparent attempt to fit in with the cool kids up in sunny Portland, my girl was in a hit and run accident on Thursday. She is fine, but her little Saturn is very not fine. Surprisingly it still runs, but the entire front end is currently held together with a lot of bungee cords.
According to our insurance, based on the amount of damage and the age of the car, they are probably going to pay us some cash and then re-form the vehicle into a cube or something. Maybe it will be recycled and all those plastic panels will be turned into plastic grocery bags. Yeah, you think about that next time you get your groceries. That bag you are about to nonchalantly toss into the trash? My wife use to DRIVE that. You insensitive prick.
On a smug justice note, apparently there were three witnesses and one got the license number. Another witness kicked much ass and followed the mofo until he realized he was being followed at which point he parked the car and ran away on foot, leaving his disabled passenger stuck in the car to take the heat. People are so awesome, I swear.
According to our insurance, based on the amount of damage and the age of the car, they are probably going to pay us some cash and then re-form the vehicle into a cube or something. Maybe it will be recycled and all those plastic panels will be turned into plastic grocery bags. Yeah, you think about that next time you get your groceries. That bag you are about to nonchalantly toss into the trash? My wife use to DRIVE that. You insensitive prick.
On a smug justice note, apparently there were three witnesses and one got the license number. Another witness kicked much ass and followed the mofo until he realized he was being followed at which point he parked the car and ran away on foot, leaving his disabled passenger stuck in the car to take the heat. People are so awesome, I swear.