"After I got home from work I took like a 100 hour nap." "No you didn't... thats a coma...."
DUDE... I SAW FRICKIN DANE COOK AT FRICKIN VILLANOVA.... IT WAS FLIPPING A-FUCKING-MAZING... ALL NEW MATERIAL... IT WAS GREAT... I KNIDA LIKE ALL CAPS... MAKES IT SEEM VERY IMPORTANT... alright it gets annoying. But yeah, so i went to tcnj after taking like an hour drive in a normally half hour route, and then hit oodles of traffic on the way to villanova, but we were still uber early and sat in the very uncomfortavle gymnasium for god knows how long... but it began... jay davis sucks ass, robert kelley is pretty fucking funny, gary golman is good.. DANE COOK IS GOD... alright.. I think I'm done... If you want some quotes, just lemme know, I won't post them here cuz I know of some people who are seeing them on tour after I did, just so you know that I have respect... alright.. Peace out.