well sign me up for a boat taxi

Jul 17, 2006 11:26

i had agreat couple of days, i got my belly button pierced after all, and now it feels like i have a constant shot in my belly, but it looks good, and will look better when i dont have the stupid ugly ring in

and i wen tot this amazing place called taormina, i saw a volcano eruption, and i went snorcling it was amzing, i swam in the blue water with the fishies, and i totally stayed up for the rad night life, at which time, a cute boy APPARENTLY fell madly in love with him, but i didnt want to leave my friend to his creepy friend, so we just hooked up briefly, no sex or anything, funny though because his arm was in a CAST!! ( i thought of you clare)

and it was just great the next day there there was this dolce and gabana model sitting in front of us and we gawked at him blatently and told him he had a nice cock, but nope he just heard random english words, fuck yea blatent sexualization of sexy men

we also had to hitch hike to the beacha nd we (me and 7 of my friends) got in this teeny tiny car for ten minutes, it was the most insane guiness book of world records shit ever, it ruled

then yesterday, the bar tender i have had my eye on inviting me to 'tour' his new resaurant, he took about 20secnd on the whole restuarant, and then pulled me to the back room and poured be a drink, i then said the new place was 'bello' and he said no your beautif, and pushed me up against the wall and ravished me, this happened for about 10 minutes then people started coming into the kitchen so we went behind a curtain, and basically he ripped off mmy shirt and dropped to his knees, it ruled ass

the only shitty part about the whole sitch is he doesnt ravish me in the day (no afternoon delight)
and whenever he does he is working so we cant fuck, im getting very frustrated, but things are progressing nicely, so no worries

basically italy still fucking rules, and next week italian MTV (TRL) is coming to the town im n and filming all of the discos we go to, so basically it will be the italian version of spring break in cancun

rule hard, franny
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