i officialy have cabin fever
i have been in my house for 3 days, except going to the doctors and i have only seen my parents
now im watching reading rainbow and its AMAZING, its filled with really horrible jokes and puns, this one is about bees and hives and shit, and jesus the puns are ripe for the picking, it was great, and the kids that suggest books are INSANE, they are so excited to be on tv, one said his completely in ryhme and the other told the following jokes:
why did the sprider spin her web?
because she couldnt knit it!
what kind of bug can build a house?
a carpenter ant!
damn this show rules
i feel like a fucking leper, im doucing my self in calamine and benedryl and oatmeal baths, i still itch
daytime tv is so bad, its all kids shows and bad soap operas with even worse actors, o god its funny as hell, there is drama at A BANK, i dont know how they managed that.. woah all my children
i feel like a dirty pirate hooker with this illness, when your a kid its all"ohhhh so cute! oh no dont itch yourself hehhehe!!!" but now im a teenager and i have herpes and im all gross, and no one wants to touch me
when i was diagnosed at the doctors he said i had to leave through the back door becuase i was contagious, i laughed it off assuming it was a joke, but then when i was leaving he actually guided me to the back door, i was too appaled to say anything and i just saved what little dignity i had and just left
i feel like im living in a bubble, EVEN THE BUBBLE BOY HAD A DECK OF CARDS!
woah this is all my life has dwindled down to, shit im leaving
PS what happened to the REAL mr clean? who remembered the actual human actor who would be on comercials, none of this computer animated bulshit..
now im watching reading rainbow and its AMAZING, its filled with really horrible jokes and puns, this one is about bees and hives and shit, and jesus the puns are ripe for the picking, it was great, and the kids that suggest books are INSANE, they are so excited to be on tv, one said his completely in ryhme and the other told the following jokes:
why did the sprider spin her web?
because she couldnt knit it!
what kind of bug can build a house?
a carpenter ant!
damn this show rules
i feel like a fucking leper, im doucing my self in calamine and benedryl and oatmeal baths, i still itch
daytime tv is so bad, its all kids shows and bad soap operas with even worse actors, o god its funny as hell, there is drama at A BANK, i dont know how they managed that.. woah all my children
i feel like a dirty pirate hooker with this illness, when your a kid its all"ohhhh so cute! oh no dont itch yourself hehhehe!!!" but now im a teenager and i have herpes and im all gross, and no one wants to touch me
when i was diagnosed at the doctors he said i had to leave through the back door becuase i was contagious, i laughed it off assuming it was a joke, but then when i was leaving he actually guided me to the back door, i was too appaled to say anything and i just saved what little dignity i had and just left
i feel like im living in a bubble, EVEN THE BUBBLE BOY HAD A DECK OF CARDS!
woah this is all my life has dwindled down to, shit im leaving
PS what happened to the REAL mr clean? who remembered the actual human actor who would be on comercials, none of this computer animated bulshit..