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He hadn't really expected to drink all the moonshine at once.
He also didn't expect he'd ever learn he was a fictional character in a television show in the same week Pam decided she wanted to take a 'step back'. He figured this was an excellent time to get wasted, so he grabbed the nice sized jar of alcohol and found a nice spot on the beach to sit.
It was in no way the right thing to do nor a good way to cope, but he was sick of doing the right thing all the time.
"Bet they wouldn't get me plastered this much in the television show," he muttered to himself, unscrewing the cap on the bottle.
He took a sip and swallowed it, wincing a little as it burned the back of his throat going down. Drinking was not going to solve his problem, but it was going to make it go away for a while.
That was enough for him for now.
He also didn't expect he'd ever learn he was a fictional character in a television show in the same week Pam decided she wanted to take a 'step back'. He figured this was an excellent time to get wasted, so he grabbed the nice sized jar of alcohol and found a nice spot on the beach to sit.
It was in no way the right thing to do nor a good way to cope, but he was sick of doing the right thing all the time.
"Bet they wouldn't get me plastered this much in the television show," he muttered to himself, unscrewing the cap on the bottle.
He took a sip and swallowed it, wincing a little as it burned the back of his throat going down. Drinking was not going to solve his problem, but it was going to make it go away for a while.
That was enough for him for now.