CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I broke st_mazeltov's ankle (-12 points). Last Saturday I helped cunnane across the street (6 points). Last Monday I gave jessicarse a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In August I gave ket_mateo a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1012 points). For Christmas I deserve a new liver!
Sincerely,
jillzebub
(note: this may have been slightly edited to make it a little more humourous to me... i left as much as possible the same and put the edited bits in red. har har me!)