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I've just been informed that I get paid £25 to walk my cousin's dog all next week.
The conversation went a little like this:
Dad: "Can you walk Jake [the dog] next week? Kerry said she'll pay you £25."
Jilly: "Ummm OK sure... why does he need walking?"
Dad: "Kerry's going into hospital to have a hysterectomy. Huge tumor down there."
Now it may just be me, but are there less tactful ways of telling someone their cousin has cancer? So I have decided to waste even more of my time on pointless quizzes:
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.
Sex God
98%
A Slave To BDSM
85%
A Romantic
58%
Virgin
23%
How are you in bed
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You scored as Punk/Rebel.
Punk/Rebel
69%
Ghetto gangsta
44%
Loner
31%
Stoner
31%
Drama nerd
31%
Geek
19%
Prep/Jock/Cheerleader
19%
Goth
13%
What's Your High School Stereotype?
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You scored as .
Suicide
73%
Disappear
73%
Gunshot
53%
Natural Causes
53%
Eaten
33%
Stabbed
27%
Accident
27%
Bomb
20%
Posion
20%
Drowning
20%
Suffocated
7%
Disease
7%
Cut Throat
0%
How Will You Die??
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You scored as Snow White. Your alter ego is Snow White! You are very kind and happen to have 7 short dwarf friends... your only flaw is that you easily feel sorry for the less fortunate, and then you get poisoned.
Snow White
100%
Sleeping Beauty
88%
Goofy
63%
The Beast
63%
Peter Pan
56%
Pinocchio
50%
Donald Duck
44%
Cinderella
44%
Cruella De Ville
44%
Ariel
25%
Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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And that will do for now.
In other news I got my hair cut at Clipso's and it's really posh in there and they massaged my head, which was nice :)
So it's a bit crazier than normal (yes, that's possible!) and I'm going to get crazy colours put in it soon.
The conversation went a little like this:
Dad: "Can you walk Jake [the dog] next week? Kerry said she'll pay you £25."
Jilly: "Ummm OK sure... why does he need walking?"
Dad: "Kerry's going into hospital to have a hysterectomy. Huge tumor down there."
Now it may just be me, but are there less tactful ways of telling someone their cousin has cancer? So I have decided to waste even more of my time on pointless quizzes:
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.
Sex God
98%
A Slave To BDSM
85%
A Romantic
58%
Virgin
23%
How are you in bed
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You scored as Punk/Rebel.
Punk/Rebel
69%
Ghetto gangsta
44%
Loner
31%
Stoner
31%
Drama nerd
31%
Geek
19%
Prep/Jock/Cheerleader
19%
Goth
13%
What's Your High School Stereotype?
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You scored as .
Suicide
73%
Disappear
73%
Gunshot
53%
Natural Causes
53%
Eaten
33%
Stabbed
27%
Accident
27%
Bomb
20%
Posion
20%
Drowning
20%
Suffocated
7%
Disease
7%
Cut Throat
0%
How Will You Die??
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You scored as Snow White. Your alter ego is Snow White! You are very kind and happen to have 7 short dwarf friends... your only flaw is that you easily feel sorry for the less fortunate, and then you get poisoned.
Snow White
100%
Sleeping Beauty
88%
Goofy
63%
The Beast
63%
Peter Pan
56%
Pinocchio
50%
Donald Duck
44%
Cinderella
44%
Cruella De Ville
44%
Ariel
25%
Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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And that will do for now.
In other news I got my hair cut at Clipso's and it's really posh in there and they massaged my head, which was nice :)
So it's a bit crazier than normal (yes, that's possible!) and I'm going to get crazy colours put in it soon.