Choke on my fuck.
benfoldsfivealive: This morning before I got in the shower I was standing naked in my bathroom with the door closed (hello, door closed = privacy wanted) trying on those new ribbon undies (WHICH BTW, they do fall off when you pull the ribbon!) and mom busts down the door and goes "have you seen the phone!?"
felixtague: *laugh*
benfoldsfivealive: I was pulling off the ribbon right when she sticks her motherly head in and my undies fell to the floor along with my jaw
benfoldsfivealive: it was not cool
felixtague: *LAUGH*
felixtague: ROTGODDAMNF
benfoldsfivealive: SHUTUP
felixtague: That's great!
felixtague: What'd she say?
benfoldsfivealive: Actually she didn't say anything, I didn't really give her the chance....I was like "GODDAMMIT MOTHER!" and she kind of squinted her eyes like 'what the fuck is she doing?' and I was like DAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT!!!!
benfoldsfivealive: lol
benfoldsfivealive: I have seriously like never been so embarassed in front of her. Unless you count that one time she caught me in a circle jerk.
felixtague: *laugh* She probably pieced that pie together. "Jill gets boyfriend, Jill buys tricked-out panties, Valentine's day is coming...*
felixtague: *laugh*
benfoldsfivealive: I was pulling off the ribbon right when she sticks her motherly head in and my undies fell to the floor along with my jaw
benfoldsfivealive: it was not cool
felixtague: *LAUGH*
felixtague: ROTGODDAMNF
benfoldsfivealive: SHUTUP
felixtague: That's great!
felixtague: What'd she say?
benfoldsfivealive: Actually she didn't say anything, I didn't really give her the chance....I was like "GODDAMMIT MOTHER!" and she kind of squinted her eyes like 'what the fuck is she doing?' and I was like DAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT!!!!
benfoldsfivealive: lol
benfoldsfivealive: I have seriously like never been so embarassed in front of her. Unless you count that one time she caught me in a circle jerk.
felixtague: *laugh* She probably pieced that pie together. "Jill gets boyfriend, Jill buys tricked-out panties, Valentine's day is coming...*