Because I just couldn't resist...
My pirate name is:
Calico Bess Rackham
Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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Arrr, I not be indecisive about colours - I just like more than one of 'em. We pirates gots t'be adaptable t'the surroundins! Ye gotta problem wi'that? Would ye like te take this o'tside?
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What de ye mean we be o'tside already? Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh, I call t'shots 'round here - go swab th'poop deck on the double 'fore I change me mind about tossin' ye off!