Ahoy, but why is the rum gone? Gar.

Sep 18, 2006 14:46

Arrr, Cornholio needs tee pee for his arsehole, shiver me timbers! Arrr, come out with your pants down, gar! Aye, be you threatenin' me?

Arrr, so it is Talk-Like-a-Pirate Day on tha 'morrow, argh! You'd better watch out, o'er there'll be keelhaul'in at noon n'you may have t' walk the plank, argh! This be yer fair warnin', arrgh!

Ahoy, and you probably thought I had nothin' else t' post about, eh? Well that may be true, but let's not speak o' such thin's, gar! Avast, make like a fiesty ship and prepare to be boarded, matey! Aye,o'er there'll be maroonin' on the next patch o' desolate hell we see' you may suffer the wrath o' a million infected bilge rats, shiver me timbers!

Ahoy, gimme a piece o' your mind in comments, if you dare, gar!

Aye, that is all. Aye.

Ye wanna talk like this, ye scurvy dogs? Arr, go HERE!

P.S. Tomorrow is also when the American Idol auditions will be taking place in Seattle. That should be *interesting*...@_@

amusements, silly, offbeat holidays, american idol, pirates, random

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