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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I donated bone marrow to neiman in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Saturday I turned sandscythe in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In May I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In April I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In November I bought porn for shawnarae (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1012 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
jillazor
-FATCAT