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[jill_calico]

To the little shits next door who like to make a game of throwing things in my front bushes, and then look at me retardedly when you end up throwing things at my front door, shrug and say, by way of explanation, "He threw it too far," I am not above stealing your shit. If it ends up on my lawn/garden/porch/roof, it is mine.

Last nights SNL opener. ♥ Tina Fey AND Queen Latifah? I almost piddled myself.