Nov 18, 2005 15:13
Sherri is here in my room and we are gonna just lay it out. We're gonna just tell it like it is...these are things that are on our minds.
*Annoying people! Leave us alone! I mean you know when you see the instant message pop up on your screen and all you wanna do is throw your computer out the fucking window? YEP! That's what we're talking about! Come on, if you don't have anything to talk about don't message us. If your world reaks of nothingness and boring shit don't try to conversate with us. We AREN'T interested. Trust us, your pathetic life is just as boring for us to hear about as it is for you to live it. Stop rehashing events long gone by. They aren't coming back. If you haven't attained what it is you are after, follow the advice of The Beatles and "Let it be" LET IT FUCKING BE! Quit dogging people to boost yourself up the chain...it isn't working. It never did and it never will.
*Leaving tips! If your service sucks we are not required to leave you a tip. Sorry, we aren't feeling bad about it. For all you people who think that bad and just are aghast! BLOW US! Don't go out to eat with us anymore if it embarrasses you cause guess what baby? We Ain't Changing!
*Controlling people! Why is it that some people have to act like they have a claim on people when they like them. It doesn't work that way. Just because you like someone doesn't mean they belong to you. Other people can be interested in them too and if you have a problem with that...you guessed it BLOW US! Listen, you come off as this psycho, scary ass, creep who's a little stalker-esque. It does not make you more appealing. As a matter fact, we just want to get the fuck away from you. If we can't look you in the eye, it's not because we're harboring these deep seeded feelings for your ass, it's because you scare us and we'd just rather not feel creeped out. Thanks have a nice day!
*Guys who hit on girls when they both have significant others. If you have a gf, have some respect for her and don't hit on her fucking neighbor. She has a bf too. And well frankly he wants to kick your ass. It is not okay for you to try to hug us all the time. In fact, it's weird and makes us feel very uncomfortable. Personally we find it disgusting and so unattractive.
*Guys who have ZERO self-confidence. It is NOT attractive to tell us all your faults and how big of a fucking loser you are. Pity parties are not fun or attractive. If we have to spend ninety percent of our time telling you how great you are and why we like you...well it makes us not like you. Have an idea in your fucking skull that you are worth something and you do have something to offer a woman. Trust us...it will end up a hell of a lot better for you. We don't wanna hear about how boring your life is. How losery you are. How we don't pay enough attention to you. We don't appreciate your good qualities. We don't like the same things you do....CRY MY A FUCKING RIVER! We aren't the same fucking person. Grow up! Grow a set! And try to have some self-esteem instead of trying to hear whats good about you from everyone else. We are sick of talking about you. We aren't hear to motivate your ass...or to boost your self-esteem.
*We hate it when people are shifty. When you talk to me over the summer, then during school when you have better things to do and you ignore us, it's not cool. We don't give a shit if you ever talk to us. But at least be consistent.
*People who dye their hair funky ass colors and then stare at you like youre the freak!! WTF? We weren't gonna make a big deal about it...ok maybe a little, but still we weren't going to be cruel and laugh in your face because lets face it you did look like a tool. Still, we were willing to let that go and just try to be polite. But you had to stare us down...you and youre zizzle...
*Boys keep it in your pants. We don't want to watch you relieve yourself. It's ugly. It's gross. Penises are not pretty and we don't wish to see them pissing everywhere. Look, we know everyone does it. But still, we'd rather pretend. We don't wanna see it. If you're not in a bathroom, don't pee pee. A dumpster is not an appropriate peeing place.
Thanks! Hope you guys enjoyed it...we sure as hell did.