This morning I washed my hair, and managed to get a pea-sized blob of medicated anti-dandruff shampoo in my right eye. Stupid Lizard Brain made me blink, and Lo! There was much wailing, as the blob dissolved into my eye juices and started medicating my corneas. It took me a good twenty minutes to coax Lizard Brain into letting me open the eye to
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