To the kind gentlemen who peed in our garden at the party:
The 'masking the area in man-scent' approach to possum deterrent has not worked. And our yard now smells like a music festival. Thanks anyhow.
If I were a possum, I'd be afraid. BUKKAKE!
Not only that, we just emptied half a bottle of Possoff onto a juvie sitting on the kitchen window grill, and it licked it off its face.