sap
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Read this.
Sap.
Pure, unadulterated, cliché-ridden sap. Sap oozing from the television set’s ventilation slits. Sap dripping out of the noses, ears, and mouths of the Stunningly Beautiful Actress and the Devastatingly Handsome Actor on the screen. Sap replacing the good, life-giving oxygen atmosphere (complete with a significant amount of nitrogen, as well as other trace elements) with a sickly yellow, viscous medium that resembled jello but tasted and smelled like burnt sugar. Sap.
“You’ve lifted my life from the gutter, Jane,” the Devastatingly Handsome Actor (hereinafter DHA) said intensely, staring deeply into the large, liquid pools of light parading as the eyes of the Stunningly Beautiful Actress (SBA).
“I just wanted to be with you! No matter what!” cried the SBA with passionate determination.“You showed me there was more to life than IMing my preppy friends!”
“You gave me hope to keep living - to make the people around me happy through my own kindness!”
“You showed me the light, John! I…I love you!” proclaimed the SBA fervently.
The DHA replied swiftly, with equal energy, his expression contorted with the tremendous power of emotion.“Jane! I love you as well! Please…will you…will you marry me, Jane?”
“Oh, John! Yes! I will marry you!”
“Then accept this ring…and become my beloved Mrs. Jane Doe!”
“Oh! I love you, John Doe!” The DHA and the SBA kissed. And then they lived sappily ever after.
Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
All credits go to Tsukiyo no Yume.
Read this.
Sap.
Pure, unadulterated, cliché-ridden sap. Sap oozing from the television set’s ventilation slits. Sap dripping out of the noses, ears, and mouths of the Stunningly Beautiful Actress and the Devastatingly Handsome Actor on the screen. Sap replacing the good, life-giving oxygen atmosphere (complete with a significant amount of nitrogen, as well as other trace elements) with a sickly yellow, viscous medium that resembled jello but tasted and smelled like burnt sugar. Sap.
“You’ve lifted my life from the gutter, Jane,” the Devastatingly Handsome Actor (hereinafter DHA) said intensely, staring deeply into the large, liquid pools of light parading as the eyes of the Stunningly Beautiful Actress (SBA).
“I just wanted to be with you! No matter what!” cried the SBA with passionate determination.“You showed me there was more to life than IMing my preppy friends!”
“You gave me hope to keep living - to make the people around me happy through my own kindness!”
“You showed me the light, John! I…I love you!” proclaimed the SBA fervently.
The DHA replied swiftly, with equal energy, his expression contorted with the tremendous power of emotion.“Jane! I love you as well! Please…will you…will you marry me, Jane?”
“Oh, John! Yes! I will marry you!”
“Then accept this ring…and become my beloved Mrs. Jane Doe!”
“Oh! I love you, John Doe!” The DHA and the SBA kissed. And then they lived sappily ever after.
Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
All credits go to Tsukiyo no Yume.