What I've Learned Watching Horror Movies
+ Your older, sketchy-looking stepsister is hanging around while you and your friends are celebrating at the family house in the middle of nowhere in the woods - she just might kill you.
+ If you're hanging out with your friends in the middle of no where, period, someone will try and kill you.
+ As a matter of fact, if you're celebrating, do it at home in a brightly lit room where no one leaves the room for any reason at all.
+ If you show your boobs or at least expose enough of them, you're gonna die.
+ If your dress is so short that it resembles a semi-long shirt, you're gonna die.
+ Maybe you should re-think having sex while you're in that secluded cabin in the middle of nowhere with other people who are also having sex...
+ If you're the only one not having sex (i.e. the guy they took along because they felt sorry for him), all those skills you've learned from playing video games while the others are having sex just might help you. Might.
+ Don't go to the refrigerator in the middle of the night. Just don't. Trust me.
+ If there is no dial tone on the land line...and cell phones get no service...get the hell out of there. SERIOUSLY!
+ Watch where you step.
+ If you're hanging out with your friends in the middle of no where, period, someone will try and kill you.
+ As a matter of fact, if you're celebrating, do it at home in a brightly lit room where no one leaves the room for any reason at all.
+ If you show your boobs or at least expose enough of them, you're gonna die.
+ If your dress is so short that it resembles a semi-long shirt, you're gonna die.
+ Maybe you should re-think having sex while you're in that secluded cabin in the middle of nowhere with other people who are also having sex...
+ If you're the only one not having sex (i.e. the guy they took along because they felt sorry for him), all those skills you've learned from playing video games while the others are having sex just might help you. Might.
+ Don't go to the refrigerator in the middle of the night. Just don't. Trust me.
+ If there is no dial tone on the land line...and cell phones get no service...get the hell out of there. SERIOUSLY!
+ Watch where you step.