Oh God...
Actual conversation five minutes ago with my parents on Skype.
Jen [exhausted from long day, voice chatting with parents while answering LJ comments]: Well, I have to head to bed soon.
Mother: And I have to get something to eat for the morning.
Jen [who also had a little too much red wine for dinner]: Okay, I'll let you get some Bruce.
Mother: Huh?
Jen: --breakfast. I meant breakfast. That's what I said. Breakfast.
Dan: *collapses in sniggers across the room*
Nnngh.
Jen [exhausted from long day, voice chatting with parents while answering LJ comments]: Well, I have to head to bed soon.
Mother: And I have to get something to eat for the morning.
Jen [who also had a little too much red wine for dinner]: Okay, I'll let you get some Bruce.
Mother: Huh?
Jen: --breakfast. I meant breakfast. That's what I said. Breakfast.
Dan: *collapses in sniggers across the room*
Nnngh.