Comments | jij: FIC: Boys and Toys

jij

FIC: Boys and Toys

Jan 09, 2008 14:19

A flicker on the computer monitor caught his attention. Words scrolled across it: Kal. Got called away, will be back soon. Behave. B.

Superman rolled his eyes slightly. As he did, a glint of metal caught his eye: a utility belt, laid out across a work table with a few tools next to it.

Superman eyed the belt longingly. Over the years they ( Read more... )

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bradygirl_12 January 9 2008, 05:52:24 UTC

LMAO!

Well, Clark, I'm sure there are Bat-toys, too! And you two will have to try out both kinds to protect those trademarks, I'm sure! ;)

'Super-toothpaste'! Bwahahaha!

Sneaky Bat! He knew curious Clark couldn't resist that utility belt lying around. :)

More bwahahahah: "Kryptonian ben-wa balls--'make you come faster than a speeding bullet,' was the slogan, I believe."

This was a delightful story, Jen! And Rai's illustration was so very cute! :)

jij January 9 2008, 14:13:55 UTC

Hee! That icon is so appropriate!

Sneaky Bat! He knew curious Clark couldn't resist that utility belt lying around. :)

It was a secret bat-trap! :) And it seems to have worked just right!

I'm sure there are bat-toys too! Now I'm trying to imagine them...maybe Dark Night Lube? :)

bradygirl_12 January 10 2008, 19:39:49 UTC

Hee! That icon is so appropriate!

It is, isn't it? :)

Sneaky Bat! He knew curious Clark couldn't resist that utility belt lying around. :)

It was a secret bat-trap! :) And it seems to have worked just right!

It's that super-curiosity of Clark's! :)

I'm sure there are bat-toys too! Now I'm trying to imagine them...maybe Dark Night Lube? :)

Ooh, I like the sound of that! :)

loqia January 9 2008, 06:19:30 UTC

!!!!

I think bradygirl_12 stole my reaction but, seriously, the way this goes from being kinda sweet fluff ("Aw, toothbrush... he so wuvs Clark for secret.") to just out-and-out pre-smut is a classic. XD

And unflappable!Bruce is hilarious.

jij January 9 2008, 14:16:44 UTC

I really meant for it to stay fluffy, but somehow the idea of sex toys sneaked into my head and refused to leave...and once I thought of the "Man of Steel," I was lost.

And unflappable!Bruce is hilarious.

*grin* He cracked me up! Totally shameless... :)

undomielregina January 9 2008, 06:48:04 UTC

*chuckle* Sounds like all the makings of a good time right there. I wonder if there's Superman themed lube...?

And poor Clark, he still doesn't know what's in a normal utility belt, although I suppose he feels himself more than compensated.

jij January 9 2008, 14:18:51 UTC

I wonder if there's Superman themed lube...?

Last Lube of Krypton? Actually, I think it's Bat-based and is called Dark Night Lube. *nods*

Poor Clark will have to try again sometime, I suppose! :) If he ever has free time again...

januaried January 9 2008, 06:57:46 UTC

HAHAHAHA!!

I'm dying laughing over here! Good job, Jen! XD

jij January 9 2008, 14:20:55 UTC

*boggles at your icon* Such crack!

Hehehe, I had fun with this and my Bruce's imagination apparently went into overdrive...Glad it could make you laugh!

januaried January 9 2008, 17:58:45 UTC

CRACK!!! *is in a very silly mood*

It's available if you want it - I'm going to make a comics icons post eventually.

Awesome. Thanks for writing!

jij January 10 2008, 01:47:01 UTC

Yay! Thank you! I always look forward to your next icon post, there's always something pretty and grabbable there. :)

cavaleira January 9 2008, 07:08:40 UTC

*laughs uncontrollably*

This managed to be both hilarious and deliciously dirty at the same time. I was about to go to sleep but this will give me very sweet dreams ;)

Great job!

jij January 9 2008, 14:22:19 UTC

Mixing humor and smut is always a risky combo, but somehow in this case I couldn't resist. Glad the results worked for you! :)