The World According to Leowynn Cain #1
Title: The World According to Leowynn Cain.
Prompt: Welcome to the World.
Year: 2009
Type: Original
Pairing: None
Characters: Leowynn
Word Count: 299
Rating: T
Disclaimer: Rated for mild violence and mental illness, as well as medicinal drug use.
Notes: Based off character50 prompt # 1- Introductions/Beginnings.
Hello
↑ That is not me.
Mrs. Andronova hit Mr. Peters over the head with her IV pole today, partly because I told her he was a demon and partly because he really is a demon. I got in trouble with Dr. Meyers again. He says if I tell any more lies anymore he’ll have to up my dose and that would be Bad.
This is what Dr. Meyers said.
‘Leonardo, you know that lying is wrong, you know that lying is bad, so why do you do it? If you are bad then we will have to Take Measures and no-one wants that, right Leonardo?”
But I didn’t tell a lies I didn’t. Mr. Peters had the horns in his head, I Saw them. So Dr. Meyers can’t up my dose because I didn’t tell any lies.
Dr. Meyers gave me a book, he said “Here is a book, Leonardo, you can write things in it” and then he wrote ‘Hello’ in it, and then he told me to write something in it so I wrote ‘that is not me’ and he gave me a Look I think he wanted me to write ‘Hello’ too. But I didn’t.
I do not know if Dr. Meyers is going to read this book. If he does, I would like him to please stop calling me Leonardo. Leonardo is a painter and a turtle and an movie person. I am not Leonardo. I am Leowynn and I would really like a soda now.
I cannot have a soda. There is no soda, which is a lie because Barney has soda but won’t give it to me. I told Barney that telling lies was Bad but he laughed. I don’t like Barney.
Here is a drawring of Barney which I did. ↓
Prompt: Welcome to the World.
Year: 2009
Type: Original
Pairing: None
Characters: Leowynn
Word Count: 299
Rating: T
Disclaimer: Rated for mild violence and mental illness, as well as medicinal drug use.
Notes: Based off character50 prompt # 1- Introductions/Beginnings.
Hello
↑ That is not me.
Mrs. Andronova hit Mr. Peters over the head with her IV pole today, partly because I told her he was a demon and partly because he really is a demon. I got in trouble with Dr. Meyers again. He says if I tell any more lies anymore he’ll have to up my dose and that would be Bad.
This is what Dr. Meyers said.
‘Leonardo, you know that lying is wrong, you know that lying is bad, so why do you do it? If you are bad then we will have to Take Measures and no-one wants that, right Leonardo?”
But I didn’t tell a lies I didn’t. Mr. Peters had the horns in his head, I Saw them. So Dr. Meyers can’t up my dose because I didn’t tell any lies.
Dr. Meyers gave me a book, he said “Here is a book, Leonardo, you can write things in it” and then he wrote ‘Hello’ in it, and then he told me to write something in it so I wrote ‘that is not me’ and he gave me a Look I think he wanted me to write ‘Hello’ too. But I didn’t.
I do not know if Dr. Meyers is going to read this book. If he does, I would like him to please stop calling me Leonardo. Leonardo is a painter and a turtle and an movie person. I am not Leonardo. I am Leowynn and I would really like a soda now.
I cannot have a soda. There is no soda, which is a lie because Barney has soda but won’t give it to me. I told Barney that telling lies was Bad but he laughed. I don’t like Barney.
Here is a drawring of Barney which I did. ↓