Some of the really lame things I did today:
1. I unintentionally broke a Schick Intuition razor. This sucks because those are ridiculously expensive, and should've lasted me longer than one use. But my stooopid broke it.
2. I got a picture of a coworker's crush [which I later Bluetooth'd to her phone] by telling him he looked like my cousin and none of my friends believed me. I kid you not. I think he might've mistaken my speedy face-reddening of "omfg am I so retarded I honestly said that" for something else.
3. I spilled nail polish remover on a wooden table. RIP varnish.
2. I got a picture of a coworker's crush [which I later Bluetooth'd to her phone] by telling him he looked like my cousin and none of my friends believed me. I kid you not. I think he might've mistaken my speedy face-reddening of "omfg am I so retarded I honestly said that" for something else.
3. I spilled nail polish remover on a wooden table. RIP varnish.