AWESOME
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Wednesday I put money in _paradoxboy_'s expired parking meter (14 points). In March I set surferkitty's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Monday I stole ankhen_chaos's purse (-30 points). In July I bought porn for mannix (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (254 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
jign_jake