OMGWTF.
Sorry for being a grump the other night concerning Ashes to Ashes. Like I said, now that I've watched it, I am much happier!
I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER YEAR AFTER THAT MINDFUCK OF AN ENDING?!
+ "MY NAME IS ALEX DRAKE. I'VE JUST BEEN SHOT AND THAT BULLET HAS TAKEN ME BACK TO 2008." This is how the intro’s gonna go for S3, yes?
+ GENE ACCIDENTALLY SHOT ALEX. OMG. Is it really wrong that when Alex was shot, I was like ‘OH NOES ALEX, YOU’RE BLEEDING ALL OVER YOUR AWESOME WHITE JACKET!!1!’
+ GENE’S GENEISMS WERE OFF THE CHARTS.
+ RAY ATE A BATTERED PENIS DIIIIIIIIIIES.
+ SHAZ’S WEDDING DRESS IS AWESOME. AND SHE SAVED CHRIS.
+ GENE'S STORYBOOK BOOK HOUR. OMMMMMMMMMMMMG.
And now, some coherent stuff.
I don’t even know where to begin thinking about how S3 is going to be. I hope it isn’t an entire season of Alex angsting IN 2008 over whether or not she’ll go back to help Gene. What is she going to do, shoot herself in the head? Get hit by a car? Jump off the roof of a building? Oh, wait… that’s been done already.
OR MAYBE IT’S STILL ALL A DREAM AND SHE’S STILL IN A COMA.
I’m not sure if Alex would choose the 80s over her daughter (unless it goes back to the Supertheory that I briefly looked over a while ago, but didn’t look any further because there are smart people in this fandom).
What does it all mean? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!
I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER YEAR AFTER THAT MINDFUCK OF AN ENDING?!
+ "MY NAME IS ALEX DRAKE. I'VE JUST BEEN SHOT AND THAT BULLET HAS TAKEN ME BACK TO 2008." This is how the intro’s gonna go for S3, yes?
+ GENE ACCIDENTALLY SHOT ALEX. OMG. Is it really wrong that when Alex was shot, I was like ‘OH NOES ALEX, YOU’RE BLEEDING ALL OVER YOUR AWESOME WHITE JACKET!!1!’
+ GENE’S GENEISMS WERE OFF THE CHARTS.
+ RAY ATE A BATTERED PENIS DIIIIIIIIIIES.
+ SHAZ’S WEDDING DRESS IS AWESOME. AND SHE SAVED CHRIS.
+ GENE'S STORYBOOK BOOK HOUR. OMMMMMMMMMMMMG.
And now, some coherent stuff.
I don’t even know where to begin thinking about how S3 is going to be. I hope it isn’t an entire season of Alex angsting IN 2008 over whether or not she’ll go back to help Gene. What is she going to do, shoot herself in the head? Get hit by a car? Jump off the roof of a building? Oh, wait… that’s been done already.
OR MAYBE IT’S STILL ALL A DREAM AND SHE’S STILL IN A COMA.
I’m not sure if Alex would choose the 80s over her daughter (unless it goes back to the Supertheory that I briefly looked over a while ago, but didn’t look any further because there are smart people in this fandom).
What does it all mean? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!