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[jigglyjellojill]

omfg
today i thought i had to fart and accidently shit in my pants
it was so gross
it was running down my legs
eddie and i were at olive garden
the smell was so intense
the people ask us to leave
and eddie puked on himself in the car
i am so embarassed.
and my period started too!!!

WTF!?

Oh yeah, and I got a fucking wart on my nipple.
what is going on?