My "true" metal age
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[ ] I think politics are exciting
[ ] My parents have better things to say than my friends
Total: 3
[x] I show up for school and or work every day unless I'm sick
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[x] I've never gotten a detention
[ ] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week
Total: 4
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and or do the dishes.
[ ] I can count to 10 in Spanish
[x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it
[x] My parents trust me
[x] I can mow the lawn
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid
[x] I remember to water my plants.
[ ] I study when I have to.
[ ] I pay attention at school
[x] I remember to feed my pets
Total: 7
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get Diet Coke
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[ ] I can type fast.
Total: 4
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex
[x] I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
Total: 4
[ ] I read the newspaper daily
[ ] I listen to AM radio-just hockey games and updates!
[ ] I meet with old women to play bridge
[x] I have a hard time remembering things
[ ] I've been wearing the same clothes/makeup for over a decade
[ ] I spend a lot of time baking
[] I need an afternoon nap
Total: 1
[ ] I've mapped out my entire career
[x] I'm saving for retirement
[ ] I'm saving for my kids' college funds
[ ] I take a lot of vitamins
[ ] I see my doctor very frequently
[ ] I have a living will
[ ] I have a legal will
[ ] I've planned my funeral
Total: 1
[ ] I use coupons everytime I shop
[ ] I keep track of the obituaries
[ ] I never miss the price is right
[ ] Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
[ ] I always drive at least 10mph under the speed limit
Total: 0
Now add up the scores to see your age - 24
[ ] I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[ ] I think politics are exciting
[ ] My parents have better things to say than my friends
Total: 3
[x] I show up for school and or work every day unless I'm sick
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[x] I've never gotten a detention
[ ] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week
Total: 4
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and or do the dishes.
[ ] I can count to 10 in Spanish
[x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it
[x] My parents trust me
[x] I can mow the lawn
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid
[x] I remember to water my plants.
[ ] I study when I have to.
[ ] I pay attention at school
[x] I remember to feed my pets
Total: 7
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get Diet Coke
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[ ] I can type fast.
Total: 4
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex
[x] I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
Total: 4
[ ] I read the newspaper daily
[ ] I listen to AM radio-just hockey games and updates!
[ ] I meet with old women to play bridge
[x] I have a hard time remembering things
[ ] I've been wearing the same clothes/makeup for over a decade
[ ] I spend a lot of time baking
[] I need an afternoon nap
Total: 1
[ ] I've mapped out my entire career
[x] I'm saving for retirement
[ ] I'm saving for my kids' college funds
[ ] I take a lot of vitamins
[ ] I see my doctor very frequently
[ ] I have a living will
[ ] I have a legal will
[ ] I've planned my funeral
Total: 1
[ ] I use coupons everytime I shop
[ ] I keep track of the obituaries
[ ] I never miss the price is right
[ ] Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
[ ] I always drive at least 10mph under the speed limit
Total: 0
Now add up the scores to see your age - 24