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My campaign speech got cut by Mr Wiggins, so I had to use a really bad serious one.
Here is the illegal version:
Ladies and gentlemen, I am not coming here with any antics or jokes. I am just a simple man with a simple mission, to earn your vote. That’s why I am going to tell you the last secret I have: I am batman. Yes, it’s true, the mild mannered lad who you have come to know and love over these last few years is in fact the dark knight. For years I have protected you whenever you walk the lonely streets at night, but now I am calling on you to help me do more. Why should I only help you at night anonymously? If you vote me for SGA Vice President, I will be able to offer you the full time, 24 hour a day, services of Batman. From the moment I take office, I will begin to serve as batman at all times. I will have no more need for the costume, because I have given up my secret identity for good. What this means for me, I don’t know, but I do know what this means for you: that your 05-06 year of high school is going to totally rule. I mean, you could have batman as your vice president! Just think about that, savor its delicate flavor in your mouth, then stand up and vote Neeraj Agrawal for SGA Vice President, because he is the good stuff.
Here is the illegal version:
Ladies and gentlemen, I am not coming here with any antics or jokes. I am just a simple man with a simple mission, to earn your vote. That’s why I am going to tell you the last secret I have: I am batman. Yes, it’s true, the mild mannered lad who you have come to know and love over these last few years is in fact the dark knight. For years I have protected you whenever you walk the lonely streets at night, but now I am calling on you to help me do more. Why should I only help you at night anonymously? If you vote me for SGA Vice President, I will be able to offer you the full time, 24 hour a day, services of Batman. From the moment I take office, I will begin to serve as batman at all times. I will have no more need for the costume, because I have given up my secret identity for good. What this means for me, I don’t know, but I do know what this means for you: that your 05-06 year of high school is going to totally rule. I mean, you could have batman as your vice president! Just think about that, savor its delicate flavor in your mouth, then stand up and vote Neeraj Agrawal for SGA Vice President, because he is the good stuff.