*snork*
yoinked from Veronica Khokhlova's Global Voices post featuring translated political jokes.
on Belarus:
A joke about the election results, from LJ user macsim_by:
[Head of the central election commission] Yermoshina enters Lukashenko’s study and says:
- Aleksandr Grigorievich, I’ve got two pieces of news for you, good and bad. Which one should I begin with?
- The good one.
- You’ve been elected president.
- Okay, and what’s the bad one?
- No one has voted for you.
on Belarus:
A joke about the election results, from LJ user macsim_by:
[Head of the central election commission] Yermoshina enters Lukashenko’s study and says:
- Aleksandr Grigorievich, I’ve got two pieces of news for you, good and bad. Which one should I begin with?
- The good one.
- You’ve been elected president.
- Okay, and what’s the bad one?
- No one has voted for you.