They're Watching You
look! two whole entries in just two short little weeks. i do believe that i have become a FREQUENT BLOGGER. like how cool is that? i am now officially an attention-seeking maniac.
anyway, bet the rest of you FREQUENT BLOGGERS didnt know this, but there are crazy-eyed, drooling-fanged, sexed-up paedophiles who can track you down from the pretty pictures that you put up in your blog. it was in the newspaper yesterday so you'd better go and read the straits times if this is news to you, you dumbo - your geepee grade is in your hands. apparently they can figure out where you live from your 'school uniform' and 'distinctive landmarks' in the photos that you take etc. i concede that it is possible to do this, but what are the odds that everyone lives within a 5 km radius of their school and that everyone only takes photos at home? i think half my class lives in the ulu regions of ang mo kio and braddell and serangoon and other barbaric stretches of our fair island rather than in the civilised precints of the East. furthermore, most of us take our pretty photos when we go out, not standing in front of our homes so that people can deduce our addresses from the block number of the HDB flats in the background.
how do these paedos do it?
clearly, to be a full-blown paedophilic stalker, one must have rather extensive prior qualifications - ie, excellent mental processes of logical thought and deduction to stalk one's prey from innocent photos devoid of much useful information. evidently being a paedophile isn't as easy as it seems. maybe the government should engage all these highly skilled paedophiles as spymasters or something to put their analytical skills to good use serving the nation. this would neatly eliminate both the problems of paedophilic stalkers and inefficient spy networks in one fell swoop, and would also save money for our great nation since these paedophiles would be quite happy to be paid with a regular supply of PAP kindergarten yearbooks each year - much cheaper than actually paying them the exhorbitant wages that other people with such well-developed analytical skills would normally command. there is a place for everyone! and everyone in his place!
sadly, as the government has thus far failed to consult me on such issues of national security (and i really cant imagine why!), there are as yet no such employment schemes in place and our country will continue to be plagued by paedophilic stalkers and lousy spymasters. so you'd better watch out when you take that bus home today. especially if you are a FREQUENT BLOGGER with pretty pictures. cause the next stalker might be after you.
dont say i didnt warn you ;D;D;D