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[jhouty]

Remember that guy I told you about Arianna? The one who keeps following me?

Not only is he now sitting on the computer next to me in the library, but he added me on Facebook.

I NEVER TOLD HIM MY NAME.

SAVE ME.

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[electroscalpel]

Like. Don't add him back.

And never go on Facebook.

Again.

And uhm. Hmm...

Iunno. Tell him you're really a 40 year old guy who still lives with his mom. And who has a beard named Stevenson.

It works in online games! :D

[jhouty]

I wasn't going to.

Man.

I could just tell him that I'm so gay that talking to the opposite sex gives me a rash.

[electroscalpel]

Remember original Stalker?

We tried that already. It didn't work.

I still like my way better~

[jhouty]

y-yes.

why do they always go for me.

but he knows I don't have a beard. Unless I, y'know, grow a beard.

...

Sam.

THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA.

HOW DOES ONE GROW A BEARD?

[electroscalpel]

ADSDFHL;

DON'T YOU THINK THAT IF I KNEW HOW TO GROW A BEARD, I WOULD'VE HAD ONE BY NOW?

...

My suggestion is eat... Iunno, Chuck Norris brand meat cereal, and have it with PURE TESTOSTERONE instead of milk.

That should probably help. Maybe. :D

[jhouty]

Pure testosterone probably tastes like sweat and ass.

But I'll do anything

ANYTHING

FOR A BEARD.