My Advice to you...
...Start drinking heavily.
Hey, had to see off the last night of my last vacation of my High School carreer right. And you'd better believe we fucking did...
So we went to Xiobai's (Who I will now refer to as "Charlie" because it's what I call him, and easier to spell). Davis, Kerr, Gibson, Tim, and all them were there. Including Sugamelli. Not good because it was me, Steen, and TORI. Why is Dan so gay? Honestly. He like, tried to fight Davis because we came, and he like, can't get over Tori. And since Ryan told us to come, apparently he has the right to try and fight him. Such a fucking loser. But he like, dissappeared, and we all had a grand time, then Tori left with out love, Buckman. So me and Steen were sitting there, I was drinking, getting more drunk, but not like, half there. I don't know, it was taking a while, and I was getting annoyed. But I was getting buzzed. Then we left, drove to Jimmy's and left Steen's car there and hopped in Christine's car and headed to Boris's. I had one beer, and apparently that did it. For SOME reason, THAT beer, on top of the hard alcohol fucking did it. I was gone.
I remember talking to like, McDermott about how much I hate Bell, talking to my brother on the phone, talking to Crane, and raping Stiv. Yup. We started hooking up, and eventually took it upstairs, because I'm a dirty slut, and he is a lucky boy. Since you all know me, I am pretty sure you all know what happened. but here's a clue. I have the sickest rug burn on my fucking back right now...Ouch!
So you know how when I'm drunk I pass out everywhere and latch on to random words and repeat them and that's all I say or do? Well I passed out on the bathroom floor, I wasn't even puking, but passed out on the floor. It was comfy? Passed out in many places around the house, on Stiv. Which was the word I latched onto mind you. My answer to everything was, "Stiiiiiiiiiv" I don't remember what people were saying to me, but I'm sure my answer was, "Stiiiiiiv." I'm such a fucking retard, I must have looked like a wicked queer. Oh well, Stiv's kind of dope, and if I remember correctly, has a nice body. I'd probably bang him again. I don't think I've ever had sex with someone younger then me...School should be fun by the way, never had sex with a random person from school before...hmmmm
Where the other girls were during this, I'll never know. But around 3 or 4, Boris drove us back to Steen's car at Jimmy's, where we tried to get into Jimmy's house, but apparently they lock their doors now? So we slept in Christine's car in front of his house. I am in tooons of pain right now, NOT comfortable. So fucking cold too, I used my jacket as a pillow, and for SOME reason Stiv's football jacket was in the back of her car, so I snagged that as a blanket, and froze my ass off for about 4ish hours. Got home about 1/2 an hour ago, but woke up at like, 6, slept for a few more hours, was legit awake by like, 8. It's for the best, I'm working late today and need to do things beforehand. It's a good thing I don't get hungover...
Hey, had to see off the last night of my last vacation of my High School carreer right. And you'd better believe we fucking did...
So we went to Xiobai's (Who I will now refer to as "Charlie" because it's what I call him, and easier to spell). Davis, Kerr, Gibson, Tim, and all them were there. Including Sugamelli. Not good because it was me, Steen, and TORI. Why is Dan so gay? Honestly. He like, tried to fight Davis because we came, and he like, can't get over Tori. And since Ryan told us to come, apparently he has the right to try and fight him. Such a fucking loser. But he like, dissappeared, and we all had a grand time, then Tori left with out love, Buckman. So me and Steen were sitting there, I was drinking, getting more drunk, but not like, half there. I don't know, it was taking a while, and I was getting annoyed. But I was getting buzzed. Then we left, drove to Jimmy's and left Steen's car there and hopped in Christine's car and headed to Boris's. I had one beer, and apparently that did it. For SOME reason, THAT beer, on top of the hard alcohol fucking did it. I was gone.
I remember talking to like, McDermott about how much I hate Bell, talking to my brother on the phone, talking to Crane, and raping Stiv. Yup. We started hooking up, and eventually took it upstairs, because I'm a dirty slut, and he is a lucky boy. Since you all know me, I am pretty sure you all know what happened. but here's a clue. I have the sickest rug burn on my fucking back right now...Ouch!
So you know how when I'm drunk I pass out everywhere and latch on to random words and repeat them and that's all I say or do? Well I passed out on the bathroom floor, I wasn't even puking, but passed out on the floor. It was comfy? Passed out in many places around the house, on Stiv. Which was the word I latched onto mind you. My answer to everything was, "Stiiiiiiiiiv" I don't remember what people were saying to me, but I'm sure my answer was, "Stiiiiiiv." I'm such a fucking retard, I must have looked like a wicked queer. Oh well, Stiv's kind of dope, and if I remember correctly, has a nice body. I'd probably bang him again. I don't think I've ever had sex with someone younger then me...School should be fun by the way, never had sex with a random person from school before...hmmmm
Where the other girls were during this, I'll never know. But around 3 or 4, Boris drove us back to Steen's car at Jimmy's, where we tried to get into Jimmy's house, but apparently they lock their doors now? So we slept in Christine's car in front of his house. I am in tooons of pain right now, NOT comfortable. So fucking cold too, I used my jacket as a pillow, and for SOME reason Stiv's football jacket was in the back of her car, so I snagged that as a blanket, and froze my ass off for about 4ish hours. Got home about 1/2 an hour ago, but woke up at like, 6, slept for a few more hours, was legit awake by like, 8. It's for the best, I'm working late today and need to do things beforehand. It's a good thing I don't get hungover...