Santa~
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I gave fearless_123 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last week I stole deftonsita's purse (-30 points). In January I gave akiradown a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In October I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In September kimbomi and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1046 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Jhett_amuro