Cross-Purposes (Cut Less)
I have to leave my house at noon to get to a 5:30pm university class by bus. This is not a big deal.
When I am a passenger on said bus, minding my own business, and we are following all relevant traffic laws as we pull up to a stop?
And we're rear-ended?
That's. Kind of less of a not big deal.
When I'm the tweaky freaky and I'm the only one composed enough to rouse the authorities, it's almost funny.
She fucking lived. She lived she lived she lived she's fine her stupid Nissan is fucking totaled god I hope she learns from this, I hope it changes her life.
The paramedic was absolutely astounded that I don't scarf the prescription candy.
My pharmacist's name is Bacardi.
Lights out, Gracie.
When I am a passenger on said bus, minding my own business, and we are following all relevant traffic laws as we pull up to a stop?
And we're rear-ended?
That's. Kind of less of a not big deal.
When I'm the tweaky freaky and I'm the only one composed enough to rouse the authorities, it's almost funny.
She fucking lived. She lived she lived she lived she's fine her stupid Nissan is fucking totaled god I hope she learns from this, I hope it changes her life.
The paramedic was absolutely astounded that I don't scarf the prescription candy.
My pharmacist's name is Bacardi.
Lights out, Gracie.