As Relationships (What Other Thing Have I Ever Asked You For?)
Except
The ability to read my mind?
And I didn't get that, either!
(Yet)
Stolen from starsandtildes.
☛ The steady
Mortal Kombat. It's too fake, man, right, man; we don't give a fucking damn.
☛ The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets
Ohgod Utena. So much. ILU bb. ;_;
☛ The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it
Heroes. We could have been so good together, but oh no, not you, you backstabbing poisonhearted dogfucker ROT IN HELL. *Ahem.*
☛ The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffee houses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy
Harry Potter. ^_^
☛ The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town
Oh that would be the original Star Wars trilogy. DON'T CALL ME I'LL CALL YOU HONEY. <3
☛ The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with
Anything Final Fantasy, anything Persona, anything RPG, a lot of anime/manga.
☛ The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't
Naruto shutthefuckupthankyou. ^_^
☛ The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere
ANY FUCKING RPG. It's not you; it's me.
☛ The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?"
MOTHERFUCKING DOLLHOUSE. WHAT THE FUCK.
☛ The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly
Actually, I have not had this experience.
☛ The ones you repeatedly cheat on your steady with
All my other fandoms? But especially Trek XI. He's like a hothotHOT slightly dimbulb bad boy who cares more about his car than me but has big skillful hands with talented fingers okay. Nnnnghh. And you should see these GQ motherfuckers hit warp. <3
The ability to read my mind?
And I didn't get that, either!
(Yet)
Stolen from starsandtildes.
☛ The steady
Mortal Kombat. It's too fake, man, right, man; we don't give a fucking damn.
☛ The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets
Ohgod Utena. So much. ILU bb. ;_;
☛ The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it
Heroes. We could have been so good together, but oh no, not you, you backstabbing poisonhearted dogfucker ROT IN HELL. *Ahem.*
☛ The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffee houses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy
Harry Potter. ^_^
☛ The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town
Oh that would be the original Star Wars trilogy. DON'T CALL ME I'LL CALL YOU HONEY. <3
☛ The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with
Anything Final Fantasy, anything Persona, anything RPG, a lot of anime/manga.
☛ The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't
Naruto shutthefuckupthankyou. ^_^
☛ The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere
ANY FUCKING RPG. It's not you; it's me.
☛ The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?"
MOTHERFUCKING DOLLHOUSE. WHAT THE FUCK.
☛ The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly
Actually, I have not had this experience.
☛ The ones you repeatedly cheat on your steady with
All my other fandoms? But especially Trek XI. He's like a hothotHOT slightly dimbulb bad boy who cares more about his car than me but has big skillful hands with talented fingers okay. Nnnnghh. And you should see these GQ motherfuckers hit warp. <3