Here's What's What (Ain't Gonna Matter)
Here. Here's all the random ass updating crap I could think of:
Awesome dream.
I haven't been this sick in about seven years. I got pity soup out of it. *Shrug.*
My Marie Palin has gone back to her beloved France Alaska, in exile. I'll miss you, ice princess! =(
No word yet on whether we get to eat cake.
People who are favoriting me on ff.net: I realize the Interwebz take a backseat to RL. Really--by Web standards, I'm middle-aged. I understand that fanfic is not actually srys biz, and that you owe me nothing. But, uh. Would it KILL you to write "nice job" and dump it on my review page?
At this point, I'd take "Ha u suk!", but the story is on your Favorites, which suggests that you're targeting me for something, or fishing for a recip review (which I don't give--if I don't like your work, or your style, or at least something about your content, then you won't get a signed review, EVER). But a Fave suggests that you like the story. So for you to say "Ha u suk!" whilst Favoriting would be a bit odd.
I mean, you, like most people, are there for the slash, and that's great! I like to read it, I like to write it, and I've never been one of those people that holds their "srys" fics hostage to a certain number of reviews. (Plus, and it pains me to type this, but most of the rest of the world has moved on from my key fandom. I don't care. I'm a Trekker, originally, and we are very patient fen. To the good, Baraka and Shao Kahn are both SCARY AS FUCK again. I can't forgive Boon, but I can tolerate this travesty as long as I get my fix. Plus, now Baraka/Batman is plausible, so you'll be seeing more of it. And Baraka/Scorpion...They could just change the game's title to Baraka Gets Around, And So Does His Girlfriend, and I'd be the happiest fangull alive. See? Total teal deer, people.) I could go on at some length about writing slash mostly for its anger component, but one should be able to infer those dots enough to connect them by oneself.
What I'm saying is, you like hawt guys screwing. Great! Now just click "Review" and type "hawt!" and hit the Enter button.
I mean, what, that takes...ten whole seconds? Less, if you have a faster computer.
In other words, shitty review > no review. Hell, flame > no review.
But, uh, fave >>> nothing. So, thank you! ^_^
I just wish you'd tell me what I'm doing that you like.
Apparently, Robitussin makes me indiscreet.
I care so much. XD
Awesome dream.
I haven't been this sick in about seven years. I got pity soup out of it. *Shrug.*
My Marie Palin has gone back to her beloved France Alaska, in exile. I'll miss you, ice princess! =(
No word yet on whether we get to eat cake.
People who are favoriting me on ff.net: I realize the Interwebz take a backseat to RL. Really--by Web standards, I'm middle-aged. I understand that fanfic is not actually srys biz, and that you owe me nothing. But, uh. Would it KILL you to write "nice job" and dump it on my review page?
At this point, I'd take "Ha u suk!", but the story is on your Favorites, which suggests that you're targeting me for something, or fishing for a recip review (which I don't give--if I don't like your work, or your style, or at least something about your content, then you won't get a signed review, EVER). But a Fave suggests that you like the story. So for you to say "Ha u suk!" whilst Favoriting would be a bit odd.
I mean, you, like most people, are there for the slash, and that's great! I like to read it, I like to write it, and I've never been one of those people that holds their "srys" fics hostage to a certain number of reviews. (Plus, and it pains me to type this, but most of the rest of the world has moved on from my key fandom. I don't care. I'm a Trekker, originally, and we are very patient fen. To the good, Baraka and Shao Kahn are both SCARY AS FUCK again. I can't forgive Boon, but I can tolerate this travesty as long as I get my fix. Plus, now Baraka/Batman is plausible, so you'll be seeing more of it. And Baraka/Scorpion...They could just change the game's title to Baraka Gets Around, And So Does His Girlfriend, and I'd be the happiest fangull alive. See? Total teal deer, people.) I could go on at some length about writing slash mostly for its anger component, but one should be able to infer those dots enough to connect them by oneself.
What I'm saying is, you like hawt guys screwing. Great! Now just click "Review" and type "hawt!" and hit the Enter button.
I mean, what, that takes...ten whole seconds? Less, if you have a faster computer.
In other words, shitty review > no review. Hell, flame > no review.
But, uh, fave >>> nothing. So, thank you! ^_^
I just wish you'd tell me what I'm doing that you like.
Apparently, Robitussin makes me indiscreet.
I care so much. XD