Comments | jheti: Tell 'Em (Rayne Never Falls)

jheti

Tell 'Em (Rayne Never Falls)

Apr 20, 2006 19:49

Disclaimer: Uh. I like River and it's not my fault my Jayne really, really doesn't? And the important parts belong to Joss Whedon, Esquire, Emperor of Yadda Yadda, Creator of The Big Damn Show, can we read the story part now please.

You asked for it. Or maybe you didn't. XD

( Why River and Jayne are not a happy shiny couple, part the first. )

m/f, firefly, fanfiction, fic post

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ghostwriter155 April 21 2006, 02:31:42 UTC

I'm guessing that River/Jayne is a big ship in the Firefly fandom, however unlikely it is. At least you make it cool. :)

nyohah April 21 2006, 04:01:38 UTC

NOES you must worship at the altar of River how dare you defile her name I'm gonna get all my friends to flame you!!!!111

lol. You have to poke me about something I actually am high-strung about before I take your head off on account of a fictional character. At least, I hope your multiple disclaimers were not targeted at me.

jheti April 21 2006, 04:17:24 UTC

Ah, no. It's just that Everyone But Me (TM) worships at River's altar, and I've had people I don't know pop up at least twice now, and I'm on a Firefly 'list, and IT IS MAKING ME TEH PARANOID.

Ever since that one chick like, LJSeeked me several weeks after the fact because she thought I was trying to flame her, I've been a lot more patronizingly obvious with my fic!post's disclaimers and general flame-repellant.

I think some friends of friends of hers have come back and poked the journal, too, though I'm not positive on that one.

Although if you really want to get in a fight about River, it's not like I can stop you. *Shrug.*

nyohah April 21 2006, 17:46:02 UTC

We can fight for fun, if you want, but I don't think I would enjoy it much.

jheti April 21 2006, 19:43:03 UTC

Oh, there you go, refusing to battle wits with the unarmed!

/sly legpull. ^_~

No, no, no. If you wouldn't like to, let's don't, since I sometimes get carried away and etc. and no let's be shiny friends. Besides, River's my third-favorite anyway (she was edged out by Wash...they duel for third regularly...) ^_^

Maybe we could bicker about Inara? Because edibility aside I still don't like her? It'd be tough to do mock-battle over a character I do in fact like.

(Personal pecking-order goes Jayne, Kaylee, Wash, River, Mal, Simon, Zoe, Book, Reavers, Everyone Else, The Random Whores, Inara, That Poor Boy In Jaynestown Who Gets Shot. Give or take the bit players whose names I can't remember that have bad British-hoodlum accents. XD)

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