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[jhcentrl]

When I was little and mom used to make dinner for the family... she'd make the most awesomest mashed potatoes ever... and everytime she did it, when she was cutting up the potatoes for it, I would always go up and ask if I could have a piece. Raw potatoes has got to be my favorite snack food of all time.

I cut myself up a potato tonight to make myself feel better.
(this sentence would be really bad if "a potato" wasn't a part of it)