Because I'm procrastinating.
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: Ranch if any.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: Various pho-houses and taquerias. Yum.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Athena's Gyros in San Mateo. It's so cute and delicous.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A: 20% is way easier to calculate.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Would I have to eat the same thing for every meal for two weeks? If not, I could totally eat El Gran Amigo for lunch for two weeks.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A: Pepperoni, ham, mushrooms, pineapple.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Butter.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Some green landscape. I never see it, cause my browser's always open. So I guess my email is like my wallpaper.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 2. Maybe 3, I'm not sure.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Plaque.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Don't know.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Heather's bookshelf was really freaking heavy.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Um, no. I'm hardly ever unconscious, actually...
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Why would I?
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. When I was a kid I wanted to change my name to David. I'm really glad that I didn't.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. I look nice in black. I need more black shirts...
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. By mistake? Probably.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Maybe. I thought I did.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Not that I've noticed, but maybe I wasn't paying attention.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. I don't kiss people for money.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Only if I could get a robotic replacement.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. No.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. No. (Also: How am I naked if I'm wearing a magazine?)
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. If it was really good hot sauce.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. I lack the words to describe how horrible this idea is.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Cell phone.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. I enjoyed it. Good on a more absolute scale? I'm not sure. Probably.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet and linoleum. Thinking about no carpet when I move.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Who sits in the shower?
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Depends.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A. Only one pair left.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I went through on a yellow in heavy traffic.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A teacher. But I'm not sure if I'll ever grow up.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: Don't know. Don't talk to me about myspace.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Person you talked to?
A. Diep, via email.
Q: Last person who called you?
A. Erin.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: My mom. (Awwww!)
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 7 for aesthetics. 5 for luck.
Q: Season?
A: Spring.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Probably.
Q: Mood?
A: Ugh.
Q: Listening to?
A: Paul Simon, "Outrageous." ("Oh, who's gonna love you when your looks are gone?")
Q: Watching?
A. My computer screen.
Q: Worrying about?
A. Papers I'm supposed to be working on. Job I'm supposed to be looking for. Myself.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: My computer.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Take a date to my favorite Greek restaurant.
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: My First Mister.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yeah. Everyday, practically.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: If I'm with people.