Stolen from Tess... Google fun...
1. Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Jeanne needs: to be in relationship work a patron to keep here distance a shooter to be commended ...
That came up first, but didn't really make sense... this one is much funnier: Jeanne needs to stop playing with her vibrator ...
2. Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Jeanne looks like what she is: a twenty-eight-year-old grad student in anthropology. She’s petite and soft-spoken and pretty, ...
3. Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Jeanne Does Jackie O.
4. Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Jeanne Hates Christmas Bumper Sticker from Zazzle.com.
Okay, down about 3 line was this though, haha: Jeanne hates guys that look better in a dress than she does.
5. Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Jeanne Goes - Calendar
Not really any good ones with goes or has gone, but this one was cute: Jeanne Goes Zen with Two Kitties and Abu Khan
6. Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Jeanne loves the rickshaw.
lolz, I liked: Jeanne loves latin men.
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Jeanne eats a bit of her own mush before Robert complains, and she goes back to feeding him.
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Jeanne has continued the project, Operation Dear Abby, which was started by her ...
9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Jeanne died, unexpectedly, in Paris.
*sniff*
10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
Jeanne won't give him enough time.
Some funny ones: Jeanne won’t notice the chicken lurking on the plate under the basket of buns. and Jeanne won’t lower. her fee.
11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
Jeanne - Can't Help Falling in Love.