For DeDoc...
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Among my favourites:
"Well another professor of life came through last night and bestowed some wisdom on me which I'll share. No matter how annoyed you are at being incarcerated dont slash open your scrotum and shove razor blades up your urethra. Now I know, who among us hasn't thought wistfully of doing that but it turns out that it's not a good idea."
"Drinking Pine Sol diluted in a 5 gallon bucket, shared with 5 friends, is not a good way to get drunk."
I don't envy you your tasks bud, but damn some of these are funny.
Among my favourites:
"Well another professor of life came through last night and bestowed some wisdom on me which I'll share. No matter how annoyed you are at being incarcerated dont slash open your scrotum and shove razor blades up your urethra. Now I know, who among us hasn't thought wistfully of doing that but it turns out that it's not a good idea."
"Drinking Pine Sol diluted in a 5 gallon bucket, shared with 5 friends, is not a good way to get drunk."
I don't envy you your tasks bud, but damn some of these are funny.