english poem
To Have to Pee
By Jonah Hacker
If there’s one thing that will always be
It’s surely the need to have to pee
From bug to man it’s all the same
This act will not bring fortune or fame.
Be it on a bush or in a bowl
Where would you do it were you a mole?
Of this evil, we’ll never be bored
Be you peasant, priest or lord.
If nature calls, do not delay
Even if watching the Olympic 400 relay
Don’t sit where you are and stare
Get up before you get it on your chair
We pee and pee right up to the finish
Our need to do it will not diminish
Its doubtless now, you surely see
That we will always have to pee
By Jonah Hacker
If there’s one thing that will always be
It’s surely the need to have to pee
From bug to man it’s all the same
This act will not bring fortune or fame.
Be it on a bush or in a bowl
Where would you do it were you a mole?
Of this evil, we’ll never be bored
Be you peasant, priest or lord.
If nature calls, do not delay
Even if watching the Olympic 400 relay
Don’t sit where you are and stare
Get up before you get it on your chair
We pee and pee right up to the finish
Our need to do it will not diminish
Its doubtless now, you surely see
That we will always have to pee