#70 of 100… how the fuck am I supposed to eat my pizza now?
I don’t think this fuckin mic is workin *taps mic* Test 1, 2… Test 1, 2… *taps mic and blows into it* … Seriously I don’t think this thing is working… *pinches lolli’s ass to make her drop her mic and takes it away from her*
Ok that should be better…. Testing… testing *blows in mic* Hmm there we go… I’ve been having so much fuckin trouble today getting people to hear me. I walk into Red Lobster to put my name on the list and I give her my last name… She of course asks if I can spell it for her… so I’m sittin there watchin as she writes it and I say “C-H” and she fuckin writes “S-U”
So I start laugh and I’m like “Where’d ya get that from? I said C-H” LO Fuckin L She just dropped her head and started to laugh.
So that’s over and we’re sittin at the table and the waiter comes over and asks for our drinks. I don’t know why they always start with my wife an daughter it’s quite fuckin clear who the important one is at the table… fuckin take my drink order… get my drink and thhhhheeen ask them… anyway he gets to me and I say “Corona with a lime” and he repeats back to me… “Dr. Pepper with a lime.”
Whhoooooo the fuck orders Dr. Pepper… with a fuckin lime? I turn to my wife and said, “Tell me if you hear anything"... “Corona with a lime.”
I love you this much…
You know what else I’m afraid of now? Havin dinner with the in-laws… went over the sibling in laws on Saturday for pizza. Sittin at the table and like everyone and their mother is injured somehow… literally… their mothers back was hurtin… anyway pop in law is talking about carpel tunnel in one wrist and something else in the other… bro in law says to him that he should get surgery on both at the same time and get it all over with at one time.
Innocent enough but the step mom in law and pop in law all of a sudden start talkin bout uh uh we can’t have that… we don’t have sex as much as we used to and he needs at least one of them
I was tryin to eat fuckin pizza… ummm… how the fuck am I supposed to eat my pizza now?
Saw Saw Saw Saw Saw Saw Saw this weekend. Kinda fucked up movie… had me thinking to myself what type of person ya gotta be even to write a story like that.
Ohhhh wanna know something fuckin cool? Got this comment from Bloo this weekend…
I’ve been missin' you so bad this weekend. i dont know how i've made it through this far. i want to see you soo bad. <3 - Bloo
Then I got to chat with her again last night for the first time in like forever since she never comes on anymore. And guess what? She asked me to call… so I called… it was great. We sat there watched the Academy Awards together apart. Then she comes in this morning and stops by my desk and gives me a big smile in that low cut free swingin shirt of hers. :o) Not that I would notice anything like that or anything. *adjusts halo* Really enjoyin everything we are Bloo.
Avery… curses foiled again huh? Push push push and ya see where I’m standin? Yep still here for ya… same as I was the day before and the day before and the day before and the day before and the day before and the day before… noticing a pattern here?
#70 of 100… closeyoureyes
From great people come great smiles… it’s been months upon months since I last had contact with her… never reads my journal anymore… I occasionally stop in hers but there still aren’t too many cooler and sweeter people I’ve known.
This entries Fuck Count = 12 There we go… much better :o)
Ok that should be better…. Testing… testing *blows in mic* Hmm there we go… I’ve been having so much fuckin trouble today getting people to hear me. I walk into Red Lobster to put my name on the list and I give her my last name… She of course asks if I can spell it for her… so I’m sittin there watchin as she writes it and I say “C-H” and she fuckin writes “S-U”
So I start laugh and I’m like “Where’d ya get that from? I said C-H” LO Fuckin L She just dropped her head and started to laugh.
So that’s over and we’re sittin at the table and the waiter comes over and asks for our drinks. I don’t know why they always start with my wife an daughter it’s quite fuckin clear who the important one is at the table… fuckin take my drink order… get my drink and thhhhheeen ask them… anyway he gets to me and I say “Corona with a lime” and he repeats back to me… “Dr. Pepper with a lime.”
Whhoooooo the fuck orders Dr. Pepper… with a fuckin lime? I turn to my wife and said, “Tell me if you hear anything"... “Corona with a lime.”
I love you this much…
You know what else I’m afraid of now? Havin dinner with the in-laws… went over the sibling in laws on Saturday for pizza. Sittin at the table and like everyone and their mother is injured somehow… literally… their mothers back was hurtin… anyway pop in law is talking about carpel tunnel in one wrist and something else in the other… bro in law says to him that he should get surgery on both at the same time and get it all over with at one time.
Innocent enough but the step mom in law and pop in law all of a sudden start talkin bout uh uh we can’t have that… we don’t have sex as much as we used to and he needs at least one of them
I was tryin to eat fuckin pizza… ummm… how the fuck am I supposed to eat my pizza now?
Saw Saw Saw Saw Saw Saw Saw this weekend. Kinda fucked up movie… had me thinking to myself what type of person ya gotta be even to write a story like that.
Ohhhh wanna know something fuckin cool? Got this comment from Bloo this weekend…
I’ve been missin' you so bad this weekend. i dont know how i've made it through this far. i want to see you soo bad. <3 - Bloo
Then I got to chat with her again last night for the first time in like forever since she never comes on anymore. And guess what? She asked me to call… so I called… it was great. We sat there watched the Academy Awards together apart. Then she comes in this morning and stops by my desk and gives me a big smile in that low cut free swingin shirt of hers. :o) Not that I would notice anything like that or anything. *adjusts halo* Really enjoyin everything we are Bloo.
Avery… curses foiled again huh? Push push push and ya see where I’m standin? Yep still here for ya… same as I was the day before and the day before and the day before and the day before and the day before and the day before… noticing a pattern here?
#70 of 100… closeyoureyes
From great people come great smiles… it’s been months upon months since I last had contact with her… never reads my journal anymore… I occasionally stop in hers but there still aren’t too many cooler and sweeter people I’ve known.
This entries Fuck Count = 12 There we go… much better :o)