#72 of 100… even before it was you...
I’ve walked on the beach under the moonlight. I’ve laid under the lone tree in a field staring up at the stars. I’ve been in love before. I’ve seen all the beauty it brings. I’ve felt the feelin of burnin desire so strong that it hurts. I’ve known the feelin you get from the moment she walks away until the moment she returns. I’ve studied every curve of her face.
That feelin you get when you just can’t get enough of someone. When the look of their face hypnotizes you and sends chills down your spine no matter how many times you see it. I’ve known someone who sees me for me… loves me unconditionally… accepts me for my faults and forgives me for my ignorance… loves me as much as I love them. It was the love I always dreamed about… it’s happening again… but this time… I’m awake.
You see there’s only you… somehow I’ve always know it’s only you... even before it was you.
#72 of 100… Jennifer Hawkins
How can you go wrong with Miss Universe 2004? This I assume is a beauty contest, which since she won would make her the most beautiful woman in the universe right? Problem with this is that it kinda lets the cat out of the bag for the rest of my countdown… you know that they can’t be of this universe. Little green aliens and stuff… Funk likes that kinky alien shit!
I’m gonna have a little trouble getting his head through doors today. My ego took on some air today as I went to get my lunch this morning. Although 11:15 can hardly be considered lunchtime. Anyway I headed up to the local supermarket to get myself a salad. I walk in the automatic doors and walkin by is this very pretty sandy haired woman. Nice body with just a little bit of extra cushion in the back. She was definitely worth a second look.
She looked at me, almost stopped dead in her tracks and smiled at me. I smiled back and continued to head to the salad bar. About 20 feet or so I turned back to look and she was still standing there looking at me as I turned down the isle. Game over!
Not quite… got my salad and head up to pay on one of the 2 self-serve lines. Next thing I know she’s standin next to me struggling with a couple of big bottles of water and a box of frozen pizza on the other line (why she didn’t have a cart I’ll never know). I look at her… give her a smile and she smiles back. She gets up first and begins to run them through. I head up and in no time am done paying.
Now being the gentleman that I am I’m not the type to just sit there and struggle all the way back to her car. So I walk up and ask if she’d like help. She smiles and says yes. Now as we all know I am not only a gentlemen but, I’m a show off and a flirt as well… so I take both gallon water bottles in one hand, my salad in the other and walk her to her car. Some little chitchat on the way about the weather and a couple of laughs later I’m putting her stuff in the back seat. I get up… smile… she says thanks and then…
Now this shit just does not happen to me… ever… I mean I’m the ugly one… the shy one… the one that simply isn’t seen… she says to me… “This is going to sound really stranger but what are the chances of you coming home with me right now?” I looked at her smiled and said “Wow! I’m flattered… you’re beautiful… but *flashes his ring and smiles*
This entries Fuck Count = 0 :o(
That feelin you get when you just can’t get enough of someone. When the look of their face hypnotizes you and sends chills down your spine no matter how many times you see it. I’ve known someone who sees me for me… loves me unconditionally… accepts me for my faults and forgives me for my ignorance… loves me as much as I love them. It was the love I always dreamed about… it’s happening again… but this time… I’m awake.
You see there’s only you… somehow I’ve always know it’s only you... even before it was you.
#72 of 100… Jennifer Hawkins
How can you go wrong with Miss Universe 2004? This I assume is a beauty contest, which since she won would make her the most beautiful woman in the universe right? Problem with this is that it kinda lets the cat out of the bag for the rest of my countdown… you know that they can’t be of this universe. Little green aliens and stuff… Funk likes that kinky alien shit!
I’m gonna have a little trouble getting his head through doors today. My ego took on some air today as I went to get my lunch this morning. Although 11:15 can hardly be considered lunchtime. Anyway I headed up to the local supermarket to get myself a salad. I walk in the automatic doors and walkin by is this very pretty sandy haired woman. Nice body with just a little bit of extra cushion in the back. She was definitely worth a second look.
She looked at me, almost stopped dead in her tracks and smiled at me. I smiled back and continued to head to the salad bar. About 20 feet or so I turned back to look and she was still standing there looking at me as I turned down the isle. Game over!
Not quite… got my salad and head up to pay on one of the 2 self-serve lines. Next thing I know she’s standin next to me struggling with a couple of big bottles of water and a box of frozen pizza on the other line (why she didn’t have a cart I’ll never know). I look at her… give her a smile and she smiles back. She gets up first and begins to run them through. I head up and in no time am done paying.
Now being the gentleman that I am I’m not the type to just sit there and struggle all the way back to her car. So I walk up and ask if she’d like help. She smiles and says yes. Now as we all know I am not only a gentlemen but, I’m a show off and a flirt as well… so I take both gallon water bottles in one hand, my salad in the other and walk her to her car. Some little chitchat on the way about the weather and a couple of laughs later I’m putting her stuff in the back seat. I get up… smile… she says thanks and then…
Now this shit just does not happen to me… ever… I mean I’m the ugly one… the shy one… the one that simply isn’t seen… she says to me… “This is going to sound really stranger but what are the chances of you coming home with me right now?” I looked at her smiled and said “Wow! I’m flattered… you’re beautiful… but *flashes his ring and smiles*
This entries Fuck Count = 0 :o(