Finally the Funk has beguuuun the countdown!!!...
My wife told me this morning I was looking “buff”.
1 : of the color buff
2 or buffed : having a physique enhanced by bodybuilding exercises
I wonder which one she meant? I mean I can’t remember the last time she gave me a compliment regarding my appearance. I guess it would help me figure it out if I actually knew what fuckin color buff was. I kinda have an olive tone to me. Could it be possible that she actually noticed that I’ve been working out again?
Actually she already knew that… I forgot she caught me posing in the mirror after a recent workout.
Then I go home for lunch and she’s sittin there in her jammies and I tell her I wish I was in my jammies (most comfortable jammies in the world) and she says hers are more comfortable and gets up and starts to do the “I’m in my jammies” dance. Right in front of me… Bitch!!!
Soooooo whatdaya think of my new layout? Huh Huh? Whatdaya think? Iiiii like it… thank you very much to the one and only cherrylips83 aka lollipop lady for makin me stuff and let me have it and helping me put it up and inspiring all kinds of silly thoughts. Thoughts like me and you cuddlin and… *daydreams*
Opps sorry… I tend to do that every once in a while. A normal thought from a guy who constantly thinks about a woman… those are actually lollipops with the sticks removed. :-p
Anyway not much in the mood to write anything really… bahahahaha… just kiddin… today is the day... the day you have alllll been... well been dreadin probably... since 99% of my readership is women this is probably the dumbest idea I ever fuckin had... but it seemed to go over well last year and this year there are 100 days of WOMEN!!! Woo Fuckin Hoo!!
Maybe I've picked up some lesbian or bi lady readers and maybe some of the guys will come check it out or I’m gonna be the only fuckin one that enjoys this… and fuck it that’s good enough for me :o)
Time for my fuckin useless disclaimer... since without fail the last two years somebody’s been pissed off and I’ve lost at least one friend because of this countdown...
Not being on the countdown does NOT NOT NOT!!! mean that I don't find you beautiful. There are billions of women and unfortunately only 100 can fit on my top 100… Yes I know I said that last year and people still fuckin ignored it... got angry… assumed I was lying if I told them they were beautiful and yet were not on my countdown. Don’t be that woman!!!
Ok so here we go the 3rd Annual Funk’s Top 100 Most Beautiful Women Countdown. Of course this is all based on personal opinion and nothing at all to do with personality. It seems I’ve already lost one to being called out and not being able to provide a salute to prove who she was. So the first woman sneaks on from 101 and missing the cut to being moved up. Trust me she deserves to be here.
I did get a little lazy on the getting the permission from the non-celeb women to use their pics so I’ll probably get some emails out tonight on that. There are a lot of non-celebs on this list this year. Some pretty hot girls right here online holding some very high spots on this list.
Ok enough rambling… without further ado #100 of Funk’s Top 100 Most Beautiful Women
#100 PaulinaFlores
I have no idea what she does model? Actress? I think she was Latina of the World or something. But does it really fuckin matter when you look like that?
No animals were hurt during the construction of this countdown.
This entries Fuck Count = 8
This entries Jammie Count = 4
Feel privileged you got fucked twice as much as you got jammied today. :o)
1 : of the color buff
2 or buffed : having a physique enhanced by bodybuilding exercises
I wonder which one she meant? I mean I can’t remember the last time she gave me a compliment regarding my appearance. I guess it would help me figure it out if I actually knew what fuckin color buff was. I kinda have an olive tone to me. Could it be possible that she actually noticed that I’ve been working out again?
Actually she already knew that… I forgot she caught me posing in the mirror after a recent workout.
Then I go home for lunch and she’s sittin there in her jammies and I tell her I wish I was in my jammies (most comfortable jammies in the world) and she says hers are more comfortable and gets up and starts to do the “I’m in my jammies” dance. Right in front of me… Bitch!!!
Soooooo whatdaya think of my new layout? Huh Huh? Whatdaya think? Iiiii like it… thank you very much to the one and only cherrylips83 aka lollipop lady for makin me stuff and let me have it and helping me put it up and inspiring all kinds of silly thoughts. Thoughts like me and you cuddlin and… *daydreams*
Opps sorry… I tend to do that every once in a while. A normal thought from a guy who constantly thinks about a woman… those are actually lollipops with the sticks removed. :-p
Anyway not much in the mood to write anything really… bahahahaha… just kiddin… today is the day... the day you have alllll been... well been dreadin probably... since 99% of my readership is women this is probably the dumbest idea I ever fuckin had... but it seemed to go over well last year and this year there are 100 days of WOMEN!!! Woo Fuckin Hoo!!
Maybe I've picked up some lesbian or bi lady readers and maybe some of the guys will come check it out or I’m gonna be the only fuckin one that enjoys this… and fuck it that’s good enough for me :o)
Time for my fuckin useless disclaimer... since without fail the last two years somebody’s been pissed off and I’ve lost at least one friend because of this countdown...
Not being on the countdown does NOT NOT NOT!!! mean that I don't find you beautiful. There are billions of women and unfortunately only 100 can fit on my top 100… Yes I know I said that last year and people still fuckin ignored it... got angry… assumed I was lying if I told them they were beautiful and yet were not on my countdown. Don’t be that woman!!!
Ok so here we go the 3rd Annual Funk’s Top 100 Most Beautiful Women Countdown. Of course this is all based on personal opinion and nothing at all to do with personality. It seems I’ve already lost one to being called out and not being able to provide a salute to prove who she was. So the first woman sneaks on from 101 and missing the cut to being moved up. Trust me she deserves to be here.
I did get a little lazy on the getting the permission from the non-celeb women to use their pics so I’ll probably get some emails out tonight on that. There are a lot of non-celebs on this list this year. Some pretty hot girls right here online holding some very high spots on this list.
Ok enough rambling… without further ado #100 of Funk’s Top 100 Most Beautiful Women
#100 PaulinaFlores
I have no idea what she does model? Actress? I think she was Latina of the World or something. But does it really fuckin matter when you look like that?
No animals were hurt during the construction of this countdown.
This entries Fuck Count = 8
This entries Jammie Count = 4
Feel privileged you got fucked twice as much as you got jammied today. :o)