Either this is funny or I am just really tired
"An alarm buzzes, pouring the sickening color of blood all over the place. Hitler, resting above Stalin on a bunk bed hidden deep within the Nazi fortress, awakes first.
'WHAT IS ZEE MEANING OF ZEE ALARM?'
"Stalin is most displeased at the rude awakening. Still irritated over being given the bottom bunk, he’s less than interested in a petty security breach.
'GET BACK IN BED HITLER, IT IS STILL EARLY!'
"A door bursts open, and from the shadows lurches the hulking silhouette of an American football player. Light from a nearby window splashes just enough of a gleam to illuminate the two numbers that rest upon his rock-hard chest. They are the numbers 86/68.
'YOUR DAY HAS COME!'
"Suddenly in a flash of light, reality comes into focus for Hitler. The world is washed out and burning his eyes, but it is reality and not a dream. Hitler had a lot on his mind. The war wasn’t going his way, and a certain star football player still haunted his dreams.
'WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME?'"
'WHAT IS ZEE MEANING OF ZEE ALARM?'
"Stalin is most displeased at the rude awakening. Still irritated over being given the bottom bunk, he’s less than interested in a petty security breach.
'GET BACK IN BED HITLER, IT IS STILL EARLY!'
"A door bursts open, and from the shadows lurches the hulking silhouette of an American football player. Light from a nearby window splashes just enough of a gleam to illuminate the two numbers that rest upon his rock-hard chest. They are the numbers 86/68.
'YOUR DAY HAS COME!'
"Suddenly in a flash of light, reality comes into focus for Hitler. The world is washed out and burning his eyes, but it is reality and not a dream. Hitler had a lot on his mind. The war wasn’t going his way, and a certain star football player still haunted his dreams.
'WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME?'"