OMG, did this seriously just happen?
I just heard this on the radio coming in to work this morning. I can’t believe they actually put this on the air!
Man: “Hey honey, I’m going to the store today”
Woman: “Oh, good. We need to get some milk, bread, eggs…”
“Uh huh”
“Oh, and don’t forget to get some pornos”
“Aww, are we out of pornography again?”
“Well, the selection we have is getting kind of stale.”
“Looks like I’m going to Fascinations.”
“I like that place. It’s always so clean.”
“Yeah. What movie would you like?”
“Oh, you know, something good. And get a few of them too - the weekend is coming up.”
“Okay, they always have a good selection there. I’m sure I’ll find something.”
“Great. And honey? While you’re there, get me a ball gag, too.”
Did this actually happen? All I could think about was how censored Love Lines is at night and how careful they need to word things. Guess that during the day, it’s all out on the table. Made my morning!