Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I punched
grendies in the arm (-10 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
matrixnut42 (-5000 points). Last Sunday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5003 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
jfkfhhfj
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I set
aircraftkiller's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Saturday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Sunday I gave
evilpete a kidney (1000 points). In August I stole
drunkill's purse (-30 points). In July on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1190 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
jfkfhhfj